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I'm Jenni, Yooper at heart. I'm a pretty laid back person, love meeting new people and short walks on long beaches because I'm a lazy piece of shit. Creep away.
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https://twitter.com/jenni7440

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

pleasinqs:

gayyourlifemustbe:

blood-h0und:

j-anx:

nobdycares:

undrown:

broken iris

Holy fuck

how

How irresponsible do you have to be to break your iris

I guess they were being really irisponsible  

Get out

pleasinqs:

gayyourlifemustbe:

blood-h0und:

j-anx:

nobdycares:

undrown:

broken iris

Holy fuck

how

How irresponsible do you have to be to break your iris

I guess they were being really irisponsible  

Get out

troyesivan:

permanent to do list

clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

i-am-greg-lestrade:

city-of-demise:

Not all Americans:

• are fat
• like McDonald’s
• like meat
• drink coffee

All Americans:

• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR

• HAVE A PET EAGLE

I AM AN AMERICAN AND MY EAGLE CAN SING “THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER” WHILE GRILLING A BALLPARK FRANK AT A BASEBALL GAME.

judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative

judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative

manicpixiedreamalien:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

I once pointed this out to some boys and they said I didn’t understand how vaginas worked.